Thursday, 27 October 2011

More eel adventures


Dearest George,

Forgive my lack of letter writing these past few days.  Once again my post bag is bulging with letter concerning the well being of eels...


Dear Little Doctor Dave,

My husband and I are both aged over 85. We still make love together about once a month but although I would like to have relations much more frequently he has suggested that we should be giving it up, at our age and spend our time looking after sick and injured eels. What do you think?

Yours truly,
Jenny, Surrey

Dear Dr Davey Dave

My eel tells me my meringues are never very tasty. I never seem to get the mix quite right. Any suggestions?

Yours truly,
Jenny, Hull


Dear Dr Little,

My husband has bought me a very valuable prize rose for our 25th wedding anniversary but I am not very good at gardening. Would having an eel in the garden be helpful? Do eels have green fingers?

Yours truly,
Jenny, Manchester


Dear Dr Little Dave,

My local church is holding a fund raising day and I would like to make a contribution. I have very little money to spare so could I offer up an eel?  I know snakes have a bad rep in the bible but does that include eels?

Yours truly,
Jenny, Wimbledon
Podcast 10 is on the way!!
Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave

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