Bloody eels!

Dear George,

While i was away the bloody eel letters sent came thick and fast.  Here is yet another one for the mail bag...

Dear Doccy D,

I am a 40 year old unmarried female librarian and, I am proud to say, I have shunned the lusts of men all my life. I wish however to make the acquaintance of a gentleman, also unmarried, who like me is an ardent scholar of ancient Abyssinian texts. Unaccustomed as I am to the company of gentlemen I wish to make a good impression so I have invited him to take afternoon tea. However his mother, with whom he resides, has informed me that he is passionately fond of the smell of eels but my local pet store refuses to stock it because of the odour.  Have you any suggestions?

Yours truly,

Jenny, Kent

Maybe i should start writing replies?

Take care buddy,

Yours,

Little Dave