Monday, 3 October 2011

Badger news

Dear George,

It's an amazing 28*C here! Can you Adam and Eve it?  Roll on global warming.

I've been in a thoughtful mood these last few days.  I think a change is needed.  I believe i need to do a bit of stepping outside of my comfort zone.  It's something i try to do everyday, dip my toe in to the world that scares me.  I guess this is kind of a follow on from when i wrote about my list of things i've never done.  I've not booked the bungee jump just yet...but i should, right?

Well i had an awesome weekend thanks for asking.  While i've been toying with the idea of leaving theatre last night reminded me why i do love working in this industry.  It was the end of season party at the Globe theatre.  I was dressed as a mariachi skeleton and partied way into the early hours of the morning.  free booze, free food and an awesome brass band called 'Brassroots'.  Loads of cool costumes including someone dressed as Angel delight and someone had made a dalek outfit!  It was just fantastic, but now i'm struggling to make it through the day.... and what's more, it is our press night tonight so i get to do it all again.

 Anyway, back to the plot.  As the title suggests i'm thinking of adding a new section to the blog called 'Badger news' in honour of your hard working father and all his badger conservation hard work.

Dwarf porn star Percy Foster who had an uncanny resemblance to foul mouthed TV chef Gordon Ramsay has been found dead in a badger den in Wales in what reports are calling bizarre circumstances.


This thirty five year old star for X-rated movies was found dead in a badgers den and partially eaten. This discovery was found while Ministry of Agriculture experts were checking the den ahead of a planned program.

His body 107 cm body was found partially eaten in the badger burrow. At the moment it is not yet clear how the adult actor died but they still have not ruled out the option of suicide.

Adult film Producer, Dexter Yamunkeh said Percy, "was a small man with huge problems. He was doing very well but also was under a big amount of pressure just like everyone else in that industry."

In a recent interview Percy revealed how he felt about his growing career as Ramsey’s double. He also said that lookalike actors get more money that regular actors. And because dwarf lookalikes are extremely rare, he could demand top dollars.
 ...it's an article  that asks more questions than it answers.  Was this suicide? i mean what a way to bow out! Is this the beginnings of a 'Rise of the planet of the badgers' scenario? How does Gorden Ramsey feel about all of this?

Anyway, back to work i go.  So much left to do before this evening so i'll sign off for now.

Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave

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