Dear George,
Happy Halloween! To celebrate the
occasion national rail ran my train on time this morning, the sun is
out but it's a chilly 9*C and the price of a 1st class
stamp is 60p... Also, I am going to a Halloween party tonight!
In many ways Halloween is my favourite
holiday, and not just because women use it as an excuse to dress like
prostitutes! I've seen girls on the game with more modesty than the
parade of witches, red devils and black cats i've spotted this week.
As a child the whole experience of
halloween was amazing; the days leading up to All Hallow's Eve were
filled with a buzz of excitement about the prospect of eating ones
body weight in sweets. I remember at school being allowed to
decorate the class room with spooky pictures of ghosts and bats,
hanging fake cobwebs and making the girls scream with strategically
placed rubber spiders. Then there was the trick or treating, as a
kid this was a mind blowing concept; i'd dress up as something scary,
bang on my neighbour's door and get a hand full of chocolate! I do
that today and i'm placed on some kind of register.
So, what will I wear tonight? I don't
know. I do know I will not be going as a zombie, the lazy man's
costume, I shall be very unhappy if the majority of costumes I see
tonight are zombie costumes. I like to see effort in a costume, I am
after all a man who dressed up as Mr Potato head a couple of weeks
ago. Maybe I shall wear again tonight! But make it look more scary …
give it fangs, or a pointy wizards hat … No wait! I'll make him into a Potato-Zombie! I am a genius.
I want to hear your Halloween stories!
Leave a comment or send an email!
chinamansadventure@rocketmail.com
Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave
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