Dear George,
I'm a man who enjoys wearing denim ... i know what you're thinking but please, let me finish ... i favour jeans to any other form of lower body attire (that is until society stops frowning and excepts the adult male onesie!). I buy most of my jeans from 'NEXT'; 32 regular or 32 boot leg. i feel that although you pay slightly more than H&M, you get better quality and, more importantly, a better fit. More than likely the jeans i buy favour the button hole fly, which in turn, has become my fastener of choice. I chuckle to myself thinking of how many years of my life i gave over to the zip fly and how nowadays 5 simple button are perfect for the releasing of my love hammer (i mean cock). However, today i wasn't wearing jeans with buttons. No, i was wearing jeans with a zip and a single metal button above it. Since i am now so use to doing up buttons after i've pointed the pink pistol and the porcelain firing range, i would tuck the little chap away and with one swift movement pop the button through the hole and move on with my day without a thought. Today i did the same, however, this meant that each and every time i went to the little boys room i forget to pull my zip up ... EACH AND EVERY TIME. The last time i didn't notice until 30mins ago ... i'd travelled across London, then waited on 2 platforms, climbed aboard 2 trains and walked up the high street to my house with my Batman boxer shorts on display for the world to see!
The weather feels like it's turning around, it hardly rained at all today. The trains are about to received a right royal roasting from me so watch this space, but today there were fine. A first class stamp costs 60p.
Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave
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