Dear George,
It's here, it's here! After a long and amusing editing process episode 24 is here like a shower of hilarity spraying down on your astonished faces. I'd best point out to our younger listeners that some of our pop culture are dated, but then so are we. Also, i'll take this opportunity to welcome Andrew and George to the world of Chinaman's Adventure.
So, fellow Chinaman Adventurers if you are not a fan of the Olympics why not use your time tonight to listen to this awesome episode instead ... you will?! that's very kind of you.
Thank you for listening,
Yours,
Little Dave
Ps. Stamps = 60p
Friday, 27 July 2012
Competition Adventure
Dear Fellow Adventurers,
In honour of the latest CMA podcast i have a wee competition for all you loyal listener(s). Describe for me the meaning of the word sarcasm in under 30 words, without using the word sarcasm! The definition our panel of judges deem the best, will win a much coveted Chinaman's Adventure badge! Yes, look impressed!
Leave your entry as a comment under this blog entry. Closing date is one week from now ... get on it bitches!
The weather is lovely, clear skies and 20*C. I have chosen to wear button up flies today, The trains had better be on their best behaviour today as it is the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympics, and a first class stamp will cost you 60p.
Take care everyone,
Yours,
Little Dave
In honour of the latest CMA podcast i have a wee competition for all you loyal listener(s). Describe for me the meaning of the word sarcasm in under 30 words, without using the word sarcasm! The definition our panel of judges deem the best, will win a much coveted Chinaman's Adventure badge! Yes, look impressed!
Leave your entry as a comment under this blog entry. Closing date is one week from now ... get on it bitches!
The weather is lovely, clear skies and 20*C. I have chosen to wear button up flies today, The trains had better be on their best behaviour today as it is the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympics, and a first class stamp will cost you 60p.
Take care everyone,
Yours,
Little Dave
Wednesday, 18 July 2012
Flying Low Adventure *Update*
Dear George,
You'll be pleased to learn that although i tempted fate by wearing trousers with a zip fly i did not flash my undies at anyone today.
The weather is still pretty grim, 16*C and loads of drizzle. The train was 2 mins late, a first class stamp will set you back 60 pence and just now, while passing a cup of tea to my lovely house mate, i spilt a wee bit of it because i was staring down her top. I lied and told her i saw a spider ... i live to perv another day!
Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave
You'll be pleased to learn that although i tempted fate by wearing trousers with a zip fly i did not flash my undies at anyone today.
The weather is still pretty grim, 16*C and loads of drizzle. The train was 2 mins late, a first class stamp will set you back 60 pence and just now, while passing a cup of tea to my lovely house mate, i spilt a wee bit of it because i was staring down her top. I lied and told her i saw a spider ... i live to perv another day!
Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave
Tuesday, 17 July 2012
Flying low Adventure
Dear George,
I'm a man who enjoys wearing denim ... i know what you're thinking but please, let me finish ... i favour jeans to any other form of lower body attire (that is until society stops frowning and excepts the adult male onesie!). I buy most of my jeans from 'NEXT'; 32 regular or 32 boot leg. i feel that although you pay slightly more than H&M, you get better quality and, more importantly, a better fit. More than likely the jeans i buy favour the button hole fly, which in turn, has become my fastener of choice. I chuckle to myself thinking of how many years of my life i gave over to the zip fly and how nowadays 5 simple button are perfect for the releasing of my love hammer (i mean cock). However, today i wasn't wearing jeans with buttons. No, i was wearing jeans with a zip and a single metal button above it. Since i am now so use to doing up buttons after i've pointed the pink pistol and the porcelain firing range, i would tuck the little chap away and with one swift movement pop the button through the hole and move on with my day without a thought. Today i did the same, however, this meant that each and every time i went to the little boys room i forget to pull my zip up ... EACH AND EVERY TIME. The last time i didn't notice until 30mins ago ... i'd travelled across London, then waited on 2 platforms, climbed aboard 2 trains and walked up the high street to my house with my Batman boxer shorts on display for the world to see!
The weather feels like it's turning around, it hardly rained at all today. The trains are about to received a right royal roasting from me so watch this space, but today there were fine. A first class stamp costs 60p.
Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave
I'm a man who enjoys wearing denim ... i know what you're thinking but please, let me finish ... i favour jeans to any other form of lower body attire (that is until society stops frowning and excepts the adult male onesie!). I buy most of my jeans from 'NEXT'; 32 regular or 32 boot leg. i feel that although you pay slightly more than H&M, you get better quality and, more importantly, a better fit. More than likely the jeans i buy favour the button hole fly, which in turn, has become my fastener of choice. I chuckle to myself thinking of how many years of my life i gave over to the zip fly and how nowadays 5 simple button are perfect for the releasing of my love hammer (i mean cock). However, today i wasn't wearing jeans with buttons. No, i was wearing jeans with a zip and a single metal button above it. Since i am now so use to doing up buttons after i've pointed the pink pistol and the porcelain firing range, i would tuck the little chap away and with one swift movement pop the button through the hole and move on with my day without a thought. Today i did the same, however, this meant that each and every time i went to the little boys room i forget to pull my zip up ... EACH AND EVERY TIME. The last time i didn't notice until 30mins ago ... i'd travelled across London, then waited on 2 platforms, climbed aboard 2 trains and walked up the high street to my house with my Batman boxer shorts on display for the world to see!
The weather feels like it's turning around, it hardly rained at all today. The trains are about to received a right royal roasting from me so watch this space, but today there were fine. A first class stamp costs 60p.
Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave
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