Dear George,
Today is the 6th day of advent and when i opened the 6th door of my advent calendar i was created with a small chocolate with a star on it and a picture of a Christmas tree behind it. My train was on time today, the temperature is a frosty 6*C and first class stamps are 46pence each.
A new reality show has hit the television this week: "Desperate Scouce-wives" -Ha Ha, see what they did there?! Although none of the women in the show are actually married. A classic case of "let's think of a title, then make a programme". Needless to say, the show is f**king awful but it neatly allows me to use some very old material of mine from 10 years ago whereby i think of pun based programme titles and then describe what the show will be… for example…
Fish suppers - Reality show whereby TV weatherman Michael Fish invites celebrities to dinner. Each week it'll be different celebrates who will mark his performance out of 10.
Pink Floyd - Documentry/soap. Celebrated chief Keith Floyd investigates the gay scene in every major city across the world.
Butcher's Choice - Game show. Soap star Pam st Clemont will reprise the role of TV favourite Pat Butcher and scour the land to find the finest men England has to offer and pit them against each other to battle it out until there is only one winner who'll be crown 'Butcher's choice'.
...oh i'm going to have a lot of fun thinking of these for the next few weeks. Only tiredness prevents me from writing more. Why not have a think yourself and send them in.
Take care buddy,
Yours,
Little Dave
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